mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

(via allteensrelate)

"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut (via palegravity)

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lolcuteanimals:

Schnauzer puppy in a pretty green sweater.

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illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

(Source: illkim, via neverbeenlicked)

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foulmilk:

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

YOOOOOO

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches, via muuuggan)

always-arousedxxx:

There’s nothing sexier than the look on your face when you see my breasts. You look drunk with lust. Your eyes are half closed. You bite your bottom lip. And that sexy little grunt you do right before you touch them…

(Source: seex, via flingsofthefuture)