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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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Lux ATL

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weavemunchers:

*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.

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got-no-soul:

ur-s:

Angelina // she’s so perfect

One does not simply scroll past a goddess. Reblog Angelina every time.

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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karemloo:

*recklessly ignores my glaring mental health issues until they either go away or blow up in my face*

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ayesurfsup:

holydoobies:

lovebug

fuck ugh

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