impeccabletasteinmusic:

Big Sean | You Don’t Know (feat. Ellie Goulding)

(via ohimtherebabe)

naughty-knight:

Too hot for clothes

(via shliggities)

This is my tinder experience

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

(Source: ushijima1129, via heart-supernatural)

s7ven-satellite:

impeccabletasteinmusic:

Lorde | Ribs (Let’s Have a Sleepover Version)

I fucking love this remix

fuckyeahtattoos:

My grandmother recently passed on, and boy… was she a funny lady. She was known far and wide for her candor and lack of filter. One of the running jokes in our family was when we had to talk to Grandma about the DNR order; whether she would like to be resuscitated when the time came or whether she would like to be let go. After thinking for a little while she said “I’d like you to try three times. If it doesn’t stick, then let me go.” Grandma probably didn’t anticipate for this to be worthy life advice. But it applies in all areas of our lives. You have to go on three dates before you make a decision about a relationship. You have to go to three classes before you drop the course. You have to strike out three times before you’re sent back to the bench. Her advice is etched onto my left arm.

In jewish tradition, it is said that your life cannot truly end when your soul leaves your body. If you have loved and have been loved, your life in woven into the lives of your loved ones. In that regard, my grandmother can never die. She is, forever, woven into me.

monicaclairee:

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

True story

h0rch4ta:

i swear, any illness you come down with, my mom will be like, “es porque siempre andas descalza” 

(via librecomoelmar)

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

(via heart-supernatural)

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

(Source: qothqueen, via cumfort)

joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

(via awake-too-long)