Wait so I smoked and took some addy and then took a sleeping pill without thinking, and to make sure id be good for at least 3 more hrs I decided to coffee..

I feel kinda electric?? right now somehow?? But I imagine this is gonna feel really weird when the tiredness kicks in on top of the buzzing


Nicki Minaj’s laugh has been giving me nightmares.

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Selfie game too strong. 

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Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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I feel so betrayed right now

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how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

and eventually left each other anyways during our mid life crisis.

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do you ever think you look cute but then you look in the mirror and youre like “damn africa what happened”

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