nosecretstoreveal:

it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

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(Source: tattoo-babes, via heraagathon)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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ephemervl:

i have concealed drugs…. search me

(Source: nude-artist, via shjtty)

stayed in cstat over the break to be productive

problems:

- i have not been productive

- everyone left earlier today/last night so now i’m just drinking alone and cleaning

- currently drunk cleaning and while drunk i managed to trip over the broom and somehow faceplant into th ewall so we’re not doing that anymore

- totally not a problem but i don’t wanna start a new list: there’s zero traffic and this place is mine and even tho ‘m bored currently i’m loving this empty ass town rn

(Source: rlive, via monicaclairee)

thetinydagger:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!

(via turbosandtemples)

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

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exterminatethebrutes:

never thought i’d say this but i am tired of researching potatoes

someone was knocking on my door

like a lot

but i’d just gotten out of the shower and was chilling half-naked so i ran to go put on clothes and the whole time they’re knocking

so after a whopping like 20-30 seconds of getting dressed i went to the door and looked through the peephole and no one was there

so i open the door and no one was there

and basically someone just scared the crap out of me and made me bang my shin on the table while getting dressed in the living room

jetgreguar:

everydayedward:

anatomintheuniverse:

knowledgethroughscience:

Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.

mt etna is my bro

In preparation for 420calypse

blaze it nature 

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